Eminem enthusiast. Anime addict. Gallant gamer. Hello, friends.I am Kirki.
I promote social justice but side-eye the kind of ridiculous, painfully childish perspectives of which this website has an abundance.
srsly tho i play video games and listen to eminem and that's pretty much it
*loads drone and turret
college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com
college: ur in
Are there guilty animals
I wonder if birds sell cocaine
Some are quack dealers
I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”