Gaming. Writing. Winning.
Track: Go To Sleep - Eminem & Obie Trice
Artist: DMX
Plays: 94

"Avoid being seen and take out the mercenaries with the suppressor pistol so they don’t call for backup!"

bioticbootyshaker:

covenmouse:

breadedsinner:

Infiltrator Shepard:

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Sentinel Shepard:

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Vanguard Shepard:

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Engineer Shepard:

*loads drone and turret

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Soldier Shepard:

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chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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